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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day mediating between people who refuse to work.
Professional cat-herder of developers who despise meetings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The manager that never takes a lunch break.
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automates progress reporting by lying to clients
You track project milestones and nag internal teams to hit deadlines for client deliverables.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a project manager from crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull data directly from Jira to ping clients.
Month 5
Models predict developer capacity faster than your messy Excel sheets.
Month 10
An AI watches client video calls to flag frustration before you.
Month 15
Speech-to-text bots eliminate the need for you to take notes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client dashboard now fully manages itself without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
78%
Time spent in useless calls
94%
Emails that could be statuses
Negative
Actual value added per quarter
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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