Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Account Director Paid Media jobs? · Latest report #pt6rddx9
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just spreadsheets that cost six figures a year.
Expert in turning client panic into billable hours.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ad spend into profit without whining.
oof.youAI▸ ADLOGIC PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your entire campaign budget in seconds
You manage ad budgets and explain why click-through rates dropped to clients. Machines do this for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the ads failed with total confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart dashboards replace your weekly performance slide decks.
Month 3
Algorithms handle budget bidding better than your gut feeling.
Month 6
Client emails are answered by a bot that sounds like you.
Month 10
AI handles your media planning with zero human error.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine manages the spend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Spreadsheets per week
12
Meaningless slide decks
30 hours
Time spent in Zoom
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
Discussion
