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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou assess risks; we assess the obsolescence of your spreadsheet.
Professional worrier about sprinkler heads and flammable liquids.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying danger before you even wake up.
shred.you▸ RISKMODELER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates fire loads in milliseconds
You inspect commercial buildings for fire hazards and analyze loss prevention data to inform insurance policy terms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell a faulty electrical panel that the sensors haven't flagged yet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your existing site blueprints and historic loss data.
Month 4
IoT fire and climate sensors monitor sites instead of your visits.
Month 8
The software drafts your underwriting reports directly from sensor data feeds.
Month 13
Predictive algorithms determine insurance premiums without human expert intuition.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full underwriting authority; your login credentials are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 million
Spreadsheet rows analyzed
112
Site visits per year
Critical levels
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based hazard reporting.
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