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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell imaginary ad space for things nobody actually needs.
Professional ghoster of marketing directors and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
split.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive quarterly closing emails
You spend your day cold-calling brands, building pitch decks, and obsessively tracking Q3 revenue targets in spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models replace your cold emails with hyper-targeted outreach.
Month 3
Generative tools create perfect pitch decks in seconds.
Month 7
Software manages your sales pipeline without human intervention.
Month 10
Bot algorithms handle contract disputes with legal speed.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
12 per hour
Slide decks generated
Millions
Commission payout saved
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription and a handshake.
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