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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling ad time while pretending to care about the morning weather.
Professional blurrer of lines between sales and entertainment.
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Your local personality without the ego.
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projects perfect fake charisma on every feed
You charm local business owners for ad spend and read teleprompter copy between segments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely feign excitement when the local car dealership hits their sales quota.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting optimal clients to call for better conversion rates.
Month 4
Smart software writes all commercial copy based on client brand data.
Month 10
A high-fidelity virtual avatar replaces your segments using synthetic speech.
Month 16
Programmatic systems automate the entire sales cycle without human intervention.
Month 21 · D-Day
The local station is now entirely managed by a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
80
Cold calls per week
42
Fake smiles per segment
3
Client lunch martinis
Your severance
One free stock photo of a sunset.
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