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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track vanity metrics until they vanish into a black box.
Expert in turning generic data into urgent-sounding slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth without the meeting culture.
split.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad spend while you sleep
You spend your days drafting campaign emails and reporting on lead conversion rates to indifferent sales stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your CRM and campaign performance logs.
Month 3
Dashboards now auto-populate without you needing to touch Excel.
Month 6
Generative models handle your entire campaign drafting cycle.
Month 9
Algorithms replace your manual account management guesswork.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs the company and you move to leisure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,500
Spreadsheet rows per day
12
Useless internal status emails
Variable
Marketing spend ROI accuracy
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