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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour relationship with the client is just a series of CRM pings.
Expert in explaining why the trade failed again
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Empathy is just a data parameter.
toast.youAI▸ TRADELINK RELATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human warmth during margin call crises
You manage client onboarding, handle trade disputes, and explain why their margin calls are actually their own fault.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing on a trade dispute over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots process client identity documents without your tedious oversight.
Month 4
Algorithms alert clients to margin issues before you even open your inbox.
Month 9
Software settles trade disputes directly via blockchain smart contracts.
Month 13
AI-generated personas handle all routine client inquiries and relationship touchpoints.
Month 18 · D-Day
All relationship history is migrated to the cloud, rendering you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Average apology emails per week
70 percent
Time spent explaining trade breaks
Variable
Client trust retention score
Your severance
One free subscription to a mood-stabilizing herbal tea brand.
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