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Your job has an expiration date
August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsYour career is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Professional translator of insurance policies for the confused.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Explaining premiums better than a human ever could.
oof.youAI▸ BENEFITLOGIC ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect benefits explanation emails instantly
You spend your day explaining health plans to confused employees and fixing billing errors. Automation is coming.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client realizes their deductible is too high.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your manual enrollment portals are mapped into our central database.
Week 12
Automated agents start answering basic benefits questions for staff.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically reconcile your carrier invoices without human touch.
Month 8
Generative models draft your enrollment newsletters and policy updates.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your credentials are wiped.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
84
Emails answered daily
4 cups
Coffee consumption
99%
Percentage of benefits explained
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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