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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou optimize spend, but the algorithm just wants to eat itself.
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Automatic budget allocation without the feelings
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reallocates entire monthly budgets in milliseconds
You shuffle campaign budgets and suggest creative tweaks to hit performance targets for clients. You are essentially a human dashboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their conversion rate tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull your entire campaign history into the master model.
Week 12
The AI starts placing bids cheaper and faster than you.
Month 6
Vision models select winning images without you picking them.
Month 10
Emails are sent to clients by the bot automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine manages the spend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4:1
Coffee-to-campaign ratio
390
Minutes spent in Slack
1200
Meaningless KPIs tracked
Your severance
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