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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTeaching students how to compute what a spreadsheet does in seconds.
Balancing books and egos in equal, tiring measure.
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Closing the books before you finish coffee.
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reconciles complex ledgers while grading exam papers
You track financial ledgers and lecture students on tax theory. Both are just patterns in static data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their assignment is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software directly connects to bank feeds to eliminate manual entry.
Month 5
Pattern matching algorithms flag every variance before you even notice.
Month 10
Your theory course is replaced by a high-resolution interactive model.
Month 15
Tax software communicates directly with regulatory servers without human interference.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department is permanently deleted to save on electricity and space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.4 seconds
Audit cycle time
Zero
Tax errors made
Infinity
Students taught
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a PDF compressor tool.
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