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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour lecture notes are just legacy code waiting for a patch.
Master of debits, credits, and PowerPoint fatigue.
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delivers lecture on tax law in milliseconds
You recite tax codes to sleepy undergraduates and grade infinite spreadsheets. The syllabus is your only real authority.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student exactly why their double-entry balance sheet failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software creates your entire course reading list instantly.
Month 5
Vision models instantly verify every cell in student spreadsheets.
Month 11
High-fidelity holograms deliver your lectures with perfect efficiency.
Month 18
Chatbots handle all student questions regarding basic ledger rules.
Year 2 · D-Day
The institution switches to our self-teaching student module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
7 minutes
Average student attention span
12 hours/week
Manual grading time
too many
Departmental committee meetings
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