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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar invites are just ghosts haunting a dying career path.
Professional email-sender and expert at holding lunch meetings.
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Client relations without the human friction.
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automates aggressive follow-up emails indefinitely
You manage client expectations and track event budgets while chasing approvals for live marketing activations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the printing was delayed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your client emails before you even read them.
Month 4
Spreadsheet software links directly to vendor portals to bypass you.
Month 8
Generative agents turn client requests into perfect creative briefs instantly.
Month 12
The client talks directly to our dashboard instead of you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency offboards your login and installs the executive module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
142
Emails per day
Excessive
Coffee intake
Inevitable
Project delays
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