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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsDevotion is efficient, but automation is simply more consistent at entropy.
Professional void-worshipper with questionable job security.
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Pure devotion, zero human error.
split.you▸ SOULLINK V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests souls without questioning the morality
You channel void energies and maintain shrines. The machine automates the ritual prayers and energy harvesting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly believe in the void while the machine just logs data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Voice synthesizers handle the daily void chanting.
Week 9
Sensors detect energy drops and adjust offerings.
Month 3
Miniature drones manage incense and altar dust.
Month 5
AI blocks annoying spirits from entering the shrine.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final manual acolyte is successfully decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
14,000
Rituals performed daily
99.9% uptime
Void energy yield
Total
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the void.
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