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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy calculating risk until your spreadsheet becomes a graveyard of dead deals.
Junior deal structure architect and amateur caffeine addict.
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Financing logic without the expensive human errors.
oof.youAI▸ CAPSTRUCT ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates deal structuring in real time
You model debt capacity and structure leveraged buyouts for mid-market firms. The machine just does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the desperate lie in a CFO's voice during a tense negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape company financials directly from the reporting portal.
Month 4
AI replaces your manual spreadsheets with real-time risk scoring.
Month 8
The system drafts legal documentation without your human intervention.
Month 13
Approval committees move to an automated, bias-free decision engine.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the server keeps lending money.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
too many
Spreadsheet cell errors
3 seconds
Term sheet generation
4 gallons
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A PDF copy of your best Excel shortcut macros.
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