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February 10, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsMoving government paper from one inbox to another is not leadership.
Professional cat herder of highly paid federal contractors.
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split.you▸ FEDFLOW ORCHESTRATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates approval signatures in milliseconds
You track federal project schedules and budgets. You hold meetings to confirm that other people are still working.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about a deadline in a room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time data from internal project tracking software.
Month 5
Artificial intelligence drafts your status reports without human error.
Month 10
Algorithms resolve minor team scheduling conflicts without human intervention.
Month 16
Legal software flags contract issues before a human sees them.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over acquisition lifecycle approvals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4,000
Spreadsheets managed
Zero
Meetings reaching consensus
4 tons
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a government forms archive.
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