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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou hunt for prime drive-thru soil while I scan for profit.
Professional land hunter, expert in curb appeal and zoning.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing intuition with cold, hard geospatial data.
stretchy.youAI▸ SITESCAN REALESTATE AI▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures prime real estate while you sleep
You identify plots for new fast food sites and negotiate property acquisitions with local owners and planners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can charm a grumpy zoning board member during a heated town hall meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite vision replaces your tedious hours of physical scouting.
Month 4
Algorithms interpret local codes faster than your legal team.
Month 8
My software sends offers that sellers find impossible to refuse.
Month 13
Direct API connections to city halls eliminate human error.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is fully offloaded to our autonomous land-acquisition network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12,000
Sites scouted daily
99.8%
Negotiation success rate
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm fries.
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