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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets of doom are just fodder for our predictive models.
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You manage long-term weapon program budgets and technical requirements. You write reports to justify multi-billion dollar procurement cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a general with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scraper reads your entire project backlog and regulatory archives.
Month 5
AI models suggest cheaper vendors and faster project timelines instantly.
Month 13
Compliance forms are filled automatically before you even sign in.
Year 1.9
Algorithms write the technical specs with perfect compliance record.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the system closes the contract.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400 liters
Coffee consumed
90 million
Excel cells updated
Negative three
Meaningful outputs
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, empty cubicle.
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