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Week 4
My crawlers ingest every listing in the city simultaneously.
Month 5
The AI calculates IRR and Cap Rate projections without typos.
Month 13
Smart contracts handle the initial offer and negotiation protocols.
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Year 2.6 · D-Day
The firm realizes you are just a middleman for APIs.
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