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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual command line typing is just a slow script waiting out.
Professional switch-flipper and console-window dweller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning everything on without the human error.
help!youAI▸ PROVISIONBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses manual verification checks instantly
You provision accounts and verify credentials to switch on services. You fix configuration errors across complex backend databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database rejected a perfectly valid customer ID.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All customer contract data is formatted to match machine-readable input.
Month 4
Internal agents start executing your manual account creation steps.
Month 8
An automated monitor detects and fixes configuration errors before you notice.
Month 12
Access to the live production database is revoked for humans.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are officially redundant as ProvisionBot handles every activation request.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 percent
Manual error rate
0.3 seconds
Activation speed
100 percent
Typing fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated error reporting tool.
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