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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Active Directory Support jobs? · Latest report #iv79pd2t
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour infinite loop of password resets ends here.
Gatekeeper of the global password reset forest.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Identity managed, human excluded.
brr.you▸ AUTHBOT V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every password reset request globally
You manage user permissions and access rights across global servers. You fix account locks and group policy errors daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the root domain controller keeps panicking at 2am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting fixes for common password reset tickets.
Month 4
Software automatically updates security groups based on HR status changes.
Month 8
Smart agents detect and fix replication errors before you even notice.
Month 12
Neural nets rewrite and test group policies for the entire bank.
Month 14 · D-Day
The directory is now entirely self-healing and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.04 seconds
Average password reset time
Zero
Ticket backlog size
100 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a legacy sysadmin forum.
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