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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour strings are being cut by a more efficient neural network.
Master of strings, vocal cords, and late-night rehearsals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect repetition without the ego or snacks.
bzzt.you▸ STAGEBOT PUPPETEER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics your physical range with perfect precision
Memorizing lines and operating complex puppets for live stage audiences. You are essentially a biological motion capture rig.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly how much tension to pull on the strings for pathos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact muscle movements while you rehearse.
Month 5
AI models ingest your entire range of vocal expressions.
Month 13
Robotic rigs practice the choreography on the stage floor.
Year 1.9
Machines mimic your movements in rehearsals behind the curtain.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The show proceeds perfectly with no human pulse required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
Zero per run
Average line slips
Non-existent
Stage fright levels
24 hours daily
Rehearsal endurance
Your severance
Two tickets to the final show of your career.
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