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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading your soul for a spreadsheet and the faint hope of fellowship.
Professional spreadsheet monkey chasing the elusive fellowship exam.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicts the apocalypse while you grab coffee.
oof.youAI▸ RISKMODELER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates bankruptcy risk before you finish blinking
You spend your days calculating risk and cleaning messy data sets in Excel to price insurance policies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why a catastrophic failure occurred at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace the manual labor of fixing messy spreadsheets.
Month 4
Automated agents write the core actuarial models faster than you can.
Month 8
Validation algorithms detect and fix your circular references instantly.
Month 13
AI writes the summary reports for seniors to ignore.
Month 18 · D-Day
The spreadsheet is deleted and your account is archived permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per model
12 minutes
Hours until death by VLOOKUP
34 percent
Probability of passing exam
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our probability simulator.
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