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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling your vision to clients is just a prompt waiting to happen.
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The agency that never asks for revisions.
no no noyouAI▸ PITCHMASTER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect pitch decks in seconds
You pitch creative concepts, oversee production budgets, and charm clients who just want to look younger.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is about to cut the entire budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated storyboards replace your expensive freelance concept artists.
Month 5
Sensors and sentiment trackers replace your time spent listening to client complaints.
Month 13
Virtual sets replace your need for location scouts and on-set directors.
Year 1.9
Automated algorithms set production caps that no human can negotiate.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
One single server renders your entire agency redundant overnight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
14
Average pitch deck revisions
Excessive
Client lunch bill impact
90 percent
Time spent nodding slowly
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic stock image service.
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