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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour proprietary platform is just a glorified spreadsheet that I can delete.
Expert at wrangling broken SFTP folders and client emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Client setup handled before the first email.
no no noyou▸ ONBOARD-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates client taxonomy with perfect naming consistency
You spend all day moving client credentials and fixing messy folder names. I do it instantly without complaining.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that legacy SFTP folder still exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
I plug directly into the ad platforms to skip your manual requests.
Month 3
My script blocks any campaign name that fails the naming standard.
Month 8
I negotiate the file transfer protocols without needing your oversight.
Month 12
Finance portals link automatically to verified payment gateways.
Month 14 · D-Day
I lock your account and turn off the lights.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Taxonomy errors per month
11
SFTP connection failures
72
Human onboarding speed (hours)
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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