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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling creative 'vision' until the algorithm out-imagines your entire pitch deck.
Professional dream-weaver and keeper of the vague feedback loop.
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You chase creative briefs and manage client egos while pretending spreadsheets are actually art.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which client will ignore the data to follow their own gut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM begins feeding client whims directly into the prompt model.
Month 4
AI-generated mockups replace your junior designers and their messy files.
Month 8
The system writes the pitch deck faster than you can drink.
Month 13
Clients talk to a screen that simulates your specific brand voice.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your agency turns into a background process running in the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per brief
92 percent
Briefs rewritten by client
18 hours
Time spent in 'syncs'
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a digital detox retreat.
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