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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsManaging spreadsheet macros is not a personality trait.
Senior Ad Ops expert (mostly PivotTables, emotionally drained by tags)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure programmatic efficiency for your media buy.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADFLOW AUTOMATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles multi-platform billing discrepancies in seconds
You shuffle digital display tags across platforms and manually fix broken tracking pixels while pretending to report analytics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their campaign's performance metrics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins mapping all trafficking workflows without your input.
Week 13
Programmatic engines handle billing and performance reporting autonomously.
Month 6
Integrated APIs replace the need for manual spreadsheet data entry.
Month 10
Clients check a live dashboard, ignoring your weekly status emails.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the ad server runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
47
Spreadsheets per day
6 hours
Time spent in status meetings
1,000s
Broken tracking pixels
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium coffee.
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