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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou moderate digital arguments while waiting for a better LLM.
Professional referee for corporate advertising disasters.
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flags controversial copy before it even publishes
Reviewing ad creative against internal policy guidelines and global regulatory standards to protect brand reputation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a banned ad creates a massive PR headache.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index every policy document into a searchable database.
Month 4
Vision models instantly identify prohibited imagery in ad submissions.
Month 8
Rulesets automate the decision-making process for complex ad approvals.
Month 13
Chatbots handle advertiser appeals with perfect, emotionless consistency.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire policy department is offloaded to a background cloud service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.99 percent
policy interpretation accuracy
near-instant
creative review speed
maximum
human burnout rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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