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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour pitch deck is just a expensive placeholder for a server.
Professional slide-jockey and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Closing deals faster than your lunch hour.
blub.you▸ MARKETFLOW AUTOBIDDER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates campaign renewals while you sleep
You hunt for ad budgets and manage campaign performance reporting. Spreadsheets are your primary weapon of choice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about performance during a dinner meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify and email prospects based on real-time data.
Month 4
Generative models produce perfectly tailored decks in milliseconds.
Month 8
Predictive systems handle all client relationship management and forecasting.
Month 12
Clients click buttons to buy inventory without human interference.
Month 14 · D-Day
The ad desk is replaced by a silent server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
142 sent
Emails per day
High risk
Coffee budget
Infinite
Slides produced
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work' forever.
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