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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell imaginary shelf space that algorithms could pitch better.
Ad-sales account manager with a CRM addiction.
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stretchy.youAI▸ MARKETFLOW AD ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive cross-platform ad bidding
You pitch ad placements to consumer brands and track their conversion data against sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their marketing budget over lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Software scrapes your CRM to learn your successful pitch patterns.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your manual inputs for campaign placement bidding.
Month 12
Customers use self-service tools instead of emailing you directly.
Month 18
A bot handles contract renewals by matching competitor price points.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire sales cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
142
Emails per day
4 cups
Coffee consumption
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for disruption'.
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