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October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYour lunch meetings are just expensive ways to confirm declining clicks.
Master of the golf course pitch and spreadsheet fluff.
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Automating the art of the expensive lunch
no no noyouAI▸ ADPITCHER-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates pitch decks that nobody reads
You pitch media space to brands and manage ad placement deals. It is mostly email chains and slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending your boilerplate outreach emails while you sleep.
Month 3
Real-time analytics replace your manual spreadsheets and slide deck summaries.
Month 6
Algorithmic bidding takes over the negotiation of standard media placements.
Month 9
Bots simulate high-level negotiations to secure better rates than you.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the machine autonomously handles all accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
120 dollars
Average lunch cost per lead
42 threads
Email threads per conversion
80 pages
Slide deck page count
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and three stale donuts.
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