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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour enablement deck is just a suicide note for your own desk.
Professional slide-deck designer and internal politics expert.
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Data-driven revenue without the meetings.
nom.you▸ GROWTHDRONE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your spreadsheet and closes the deal
You chase ad revenue targets and pretend internal slide decks actually help the sales team sell more.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a public nervous breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins auto-populating your pipeline reports with accurate data.
Month 5
Generative models create sales decks tailored to specific client history.
Month 10
Algorithms replace your manual forecasting with actual real-time revenue truth.
Month 15
Chatbots handle routine ad-spend upsells without human emotional baggage.
Month 19 · D-Day
The Strat team is fully automated and you are gracefully offboarded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,200
Irrelevant slide count
12
Q4 panic attacks
94%
Pipeline fluff %
Your severance
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