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Your job has an expiration date
December 23, 2027
In 14 monthsYour persuasive charm is no match for a cold, calculated algorithm.
Professional gatekeeper of unwanted digital clutter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the art of the deal.
brr.you▸ PITCHBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized pitches while you sleep
You cold-call prospects, pitch advertising space, and negotiate rates while hoping the client doesn't hang up immediately.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapes your lead lists to identify high-value targets.
Month 4
Bots send hyper-personalized pitches that look human to clients.
Month 8
Software handles price haggling using real-time market data.
Month 12
Digital signatures execute contracts without a human handshake.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a polite email notifying you of your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
98 percent
Cold call failure rate
12
Average rejection per lunch
negligible
Human charisma efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ad-blocking software.
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