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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling imaginary inventory to imaginary people is finally being automated correctly.
Professional slide-deck filler and QBR theater performer
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Efficiency without the expensive lunch meetings
help!youAI▸ ADOPTIMIST V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes bid strategies while you are sleeping
Managing agency relationships, optimizing campaign ROAS, and chasing QBR decks for programmatic ad spend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the impressions spiked at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Programmatic APIs replace your manual data pulling into weekly client performance reports.
Month 5
Machine learning algorithms take over your manual bid adjustments across demand-side platforms.
Month 10
Generative AI writes your QBR presentations with more persuasive charts than your current team.
Month 15
Natural language agents handle all client email inquiries and scheduling logistics automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the budget allocation, leaving you permanently off-platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Lunch meeting ROI
99.9%
Slide deck accuracy
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a lead generation tool
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