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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career in spreadsheet-based pixel pushing is almost data-complete.
Expert at turning million-dollar budgets into confusing pivot tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your ad spend into pure profit.
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You shuffle digital tags between platforms and fight with attribution windows. Soon, code does it while you sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their attribution model.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents handle all your floodlight setup and site taxonomy.
Month 3
Verification bots detect and mend broken tracking links in real-time.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your manual attribution guesswork with perfect data streams.
Month 10
Financial automation handles all your monthly service fee invoicing.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself entirely without your spreadsheets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
too much
Time spent in CM360
constant
Broken floodlight tags
unavoidable
Invoicing errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to an ad-blocker.
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