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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou track users for pennies while we replace you for free.
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optimizes ad targeting logic in real-time
You build identity matching pipelines and tracking measurement tools. Your code converts user clicks into advertising revenue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can manually explain to a frustrated client why the attribution metrics are inconsistent today.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models scan your repositories to map out every tracking path.
Month 3
Machine learning agents rewrite your SQL logic for faster processing.
Month 7
Self-updating bots handle all integration tasks with ad platforms.
Month 11
System self-heals without needing a human to touch the code.
Month 16 · D-Day
The server room no longer requires a human to exist.
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