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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour syllabus is just a prompt for a more patient model.
Expert at grading papers you never had time to read.
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bzzt.youAI▸ LECTURESYNTH PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
answers every email with perfect academic tone
You grade endless essays and repeat the same intro lectures to students who are scrolling their phones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student starts lying about why their essay is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart scripts start evaluating basic syntax and structure in your papers.
Month 5
Course materials are generated by agents based on your old files.
Month 11
Students chat with an AI that knows the syllabus better than you.
Month 18
Your avatar delivers the lecture while you supervise the technical output.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department realizes they no longer need humans to hold the podium.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2 seconds
Average grading speed
24/7
Office hour availability
Non-zero
Student engagement metric
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own digital courseware.
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