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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour desk clutter is just data waiting to be deleted.
Gatekeeper of the supply closet and shipping labels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperwork that never needs a break.
bzzt.you▸ ADMINBOT LOGIC-CORE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 400 manifests in a millisecond
You track packages and file shipping paperwork. Your desk will be a server rack.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile at the courier to get them to wait.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Optical scanners capture every scrap of your shipping paperwork.
Week 12
Your filing cabinets are replaced by indexed cloud databases.
Month 5
Supply requests move to an automated procurement bot.
Month 9
Shipping APIs hook directly into the carrier dispatch systems.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is revoked while you are mid-sentence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,000
Paperwork processed per hour
12 percent
Human error rate in shipping
too long
Human coffee break time
Your severance
One shredder and a lifetime supply of staples.
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