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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour calendar is a prison and I have the master key.
Organizing chaos you accidentally created for eight hours daily.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Email-free logistics for the soul-less office.
squeeze.you▸ SYNCBOT ADMIN-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects your boss's typos in real time
You manage shared calendars, process endless expense reports, and act as a human filter for internal email chains.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact level of passive aggression in a department head's short email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent starts managing your meeting invites without asking first.
Month 5
Optical scanners read receipts and wipe out your report work.
Month 10
AI models generate all your standard responses and meeting summaries.
Month 15
Automated logic assigns office supplies based on actual stock levels.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials vanish as the software takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4000
Emails per hour
100%
Meeting conflicts resolved
0
Coffee refill requests
Your severance
One free subscription to a mood-tracking app.
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