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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar invites are just expensive digital confetti for the bin.
Gatekeeper of the faculty lounge and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
split.youAI▸ ADMINSYNC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your inbox into total silence
You manage faculty calendars, file student paperwork, and bridge communication gaps between departments using email and internal portals.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the spare department keys are hidden.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI agent classifies your inbox and auto-replies to routine requests.
Month 5
Algorithms predict meeting availability and block slots without human input.
Month 11
Scripts extract student data and upload it to the mainframe automatically.
Month 15
The administrative interface now communicates directly with external university databases.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human coordination protocols are archived and the machine runs autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
47
Emails per hour
3.5
Coffee breaks taken
12
PDFs misfiled daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated scheduling software.
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