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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hours are now just a countdown to system migration.
Legal researcher by day, bureaucratic gatekeeper by choice.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing motions at the speed of light.
pop?you▸ LEX-PROCESS AUTOMATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
pre-fills court dockets while you sleep
You draft legal filings and manage administrative case dockets. Your expertise is being converted into structured data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of a judge's annoyance in a draft filing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our systems ingest your entire archive of past case filings.
Month 6
Smart templates generate your routine motions with zero human input.
Month 12
The bot handles all electronic filing submissions automatically.
Month 16
Human oversight is limited to only the most bizarre edge cases.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Instantaneous
Document processing speed
Zero percent
Clerical error rate
None
Emotional fatigue
Your severance
A PDF copy of the case law database.
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