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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging paper trails for people who refuse to use digital ones.
Herder of academic cats and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the ivory tower one file at a time.
oof.youAI▸ UNISYNC-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
silences faculty bickering with instant budget audits
You track faculty schedules, process grant paperwork, and settle budget disputes in a maze of institutional bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which tenured professor is about to scream about a missing stapler.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our bots scrap all legacy spreadsheets into a unified cloud interface.
Month 4
Smart agents auto-sign expense reports based on pre-set policy rules.
Month 10
An AI agent assumes the role of meeting secretary to delete sessions.
Month 15
Automated nudges replace your polite emails chasing overdue receipts.
Month 19 · D-Day
The administrative office closes as algorithms manage the entire university.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per day
89%
Emails ignored by tenure track
1200
Forms filed per quarter
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the faculty lounge microwave.
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