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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour desk is just a glorified inbox waiting for a filter.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the enrollment portal.
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Processing applications while you sleep soundly.
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filters incoming applications before the morning coffee
You process enrollment forms and update student databases. Your main job is moving data between incompatible software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about their transcript in a personal email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents take over the standard template email responses.
Month 3
Algorithms automatically extract and validate fields from uploaded PDFs.
Month 6
Scripted processes perform daily cross-system record updates.
Month 10
AI models flag irregularities in applications instead of human eyes.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system fully manages the admissions pipeline without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
12 per second
Form fields processed
99 percent
Duplicate entries caught
100 percent
Coffee breaks eliminated
Your severance
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