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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to sell mediocre degrees to teenagers is officially obsolete.
Professional dream-weaver and debt-justification expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tuition deals without the awkward empathy.
stretchy.youAI▸ ENROLBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters applicant desperation with high accuracy
You process student applications and persuade prospects that a mountain of debt is a life-changing investment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine panic in a teenager's voice before they hang up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual follow-up emails are replaced by targeted smart campaigns.
Month 4
Basic student queries are handled instantly by an AI interface.
Month 8
Software identifies high-intent applicants better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 13
Digital walkthroughs replace your repetitive, scripted physical tours.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the enrollment conversion funnel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
99%
Conversion rate of doubts
40 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
500 daily
Standardized rejection email count
Your severance
One free pamphlet on how to learn to code.
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