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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour personalized essays are just data points for a predictive model.
Gatekeeper of the ivory tower's bottom spreadsheet row.
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Automated merit sorting for modern institutions.
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ranks 500 applicants by GPA in seconds
Reviews high school transcripts and essays to decide student entry. Manages waitlists and gives campus tours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer a nervous student a genuine smile during a campus tour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your student databases are imported into the new enrollment cloud.
Month 5
Sentiment and merit algorithms replace your subjective essay reading.
Month 10
Automated virtual tours handle all prospective student inquiries.
Month 15
The system automatically fills seats without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the algorithm takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 97.8%
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