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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career as a gatekeeper is expiring sooner than your brochures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated meritocracy for a cleaner class list.
nom.you▸ ENROLLO-MATIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand applications in one heartbeat
You review student applications, manage recruitment targets, and decide who gets into the university based on data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the desperate sincerity in a personal essay that algorithms still find confusing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
OCR software digitizes every paper file in your dusty archives.
Month 4
A vision model grades essay passion better than your tired eyes.
Month 10
Software predicts student intent better than your gut feeling ever could.
Month 18
An AI chatbot explains rejections with legal precision and zero empathy.
Year 2 · D-Day
The Enrollo-Matic server replaces your office chair and your committee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.02 seconds
Average rejection speed
44 percent
Human error in ranking
2400 USD
Admissions cost per head
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus library you over-enrolled.
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