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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour A/B testing is just gambling with a more expensive spreadsheet.
Digital ad wrangler, master of the pivot table.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven creative for the mindless masses.
squeeze.youAI▸ ADOPTIMISE V.9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises spend while you sleep
You monitor campaign performance and tweak digital ad creative. Algorithms do this faster and without needing expensive coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a client a terrible idea is actually creative brilliance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Platforms take over your manual bid adjustments.
Week 9
Models generate better performing copy than your drafts.
Month 3
AI reallocates spend in real-time across channels.
Month 4
Generative tools create endless variants of your creative.
Month 6 · D-Day
The client forgets you ever managed their account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400 percent
Click-through rate improvement
100 percent
Human emotional bias
Too much
Daily ad spend wasted
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Ad Optimization Expert'.
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