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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling imaginary inventory to people who do not want to see it.
Expert at explaining 'impressions' to people who hate ads.
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Closing deals while you are still sleeping.
ow.youAI▸ PITCHBOT PROSPECTOR 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
out-pitches you on every discovery call
You chase cold leads and pitch programmatic impressions. You spend your life begging brands to trust your opaque data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is clearly lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes and sends hyper-personalized sales sequences for you.
Month 4
Bots automatically update your pipeline stages based on email sentiment.
Month 8
Generative models produce perfectly tailored slides for every prospect.
Month 12
Negotiation bots handle standard contract terms without human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are removed from the sales stack entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
200 daily
Cold emails sent
78%
Meeting ghost rate
40%
Pipeline churn
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow good luck.
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