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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour most convincing performance is acting like you actually care about dialogue.
Professional screen-starrer with impressive stamina and zero dialogue.
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Perfect chemistry without the awkward lunch break.
squeeze.youAI▸ SYNTHETICPASSION PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations of your smile
You perform scripted intimate scenes under heavy lighting. You follow direction while maintaining technical blocking and camera angles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can improvise a genuine reaction when the lighting equipment accidentally falls over.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors capture your movement patterns for the new digital training set.
Month 5
AI models learn to replicate your specific blocking and spatial awareness.
Month 13
High-fidelity renders replace your physical presence in simple wide shots.
Year 2.1
The AI now handles complex interaction without needing your physical input.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your digital likeness performs infinitely while you enjoy early retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42 minutes
Average scene duration
12 words
Lines of dialogue spoken
too much
Coffee consumed on set
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own generated content.
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