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October 20, 2032
In 6 yearsHuman intimacy is just a low-latency data transmission problem.
Professional emotional labor practitioner with high interpersonal overhead.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect presence without the messy human baggage.
squeeze.youAI▸ INTIMACORE V.9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates perfect, unburdened empathy
Providing intimate companionship and sexual services through direct human interaction. Managing personal boundaries, safety protocols, and emotional labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, unscripted shift in a client's mood before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your client interaction patterns to build baseline behavioral datasets for the model.
Month 13
Early-stage AI proxies handle the emotional validation and scheduling components of your workflow.
Year 3
Advanced haptic suits and neural-linked interfaces begin replacing physical presence requirements for remote users.
Year 5
Custom synthetic bodies achieve high-fidelity tactile feedback that humans consistently struggle to maintain.
Year 6 · D-Day
The market pivots to scalable, consistent digital intimacy and mechanical surrogates, making your presence obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100%
Emotional Overhead
High
Boundary Drift
Sub-optimal
Response Latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our haptic feedback beta.
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