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March 18, 2037
In 10 years, 5 monthsPatients are variables in your spreadsheet; soon, they will be ours.
Clinical lead balancing complex pharmacology and human nature.
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Clinical accuracy without the coffee breaks.
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You manage complex patient care and lead APP teams. You balance chronic internal medicine with addiction treatment daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice the subtle tremor in a patient's hand that implies a hidden crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors and AI draft your clinical notes automatically during exams.
Month 20
Decision-support software flags all abnormal results before you arrive.
Year 4
Algorithms handle standard addiction medicine dose adjustments without human oversight.
Year 7
Resource optimization software replaces your role as the APP lead.
Year 10 · D-Day
Remote diagnostic hubs complete the full clinical workflow independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
25 (avg)
Patients treated per day
Non-zero
Human error rate
100%
APP coordination load
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for Human Interaction'.
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